ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.

ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"

by chikn ALT November 16, 2020

Confidential

A term that Adham uses all the time, and a term that Logan Jung Un had copied from Adham

That is extremely confidential Logan. You shall never know.

by Illyathedude February 1, 2022

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

cantinette

place to put milk in a school cafeteria

the milk in the cantinette was sour and i barfed everywhere.

by luce and kristen November 17, 2005

Content

not wanting more or anything else

I am content with what I have.

by Lady Amalthea May 31, 2009

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Confidential

in terms of goverment and federal secrecy it is what it is which are the records and information applied about a person or an event...but when a school psychologists says it to a student patient or other corrupt officials working for the school they secretly lie to you and send the information you told in your records in confirmation to your status.

Dr Dennis: Hellow Bill I see youv'e made a dark picture

Bill: Why yes I did but it was only for a while I just wanna go back to class I wont do it again I promise.
Dr Dennis: That's ok just tell me everything about your personal life

Bill:Ok well I get im a naiive shy kid so just don't tell anyone about this please I just wanna move on
Dr Dennis:Don't worry Bill I promise I wont it's all Confidential.

by EmoBread August 17, 2009