confustioninged

An unexplainable state of confusion. Very confused.

Teacher :"Two frogs have 92 legs!"
Kid : "I'm very confustioninged, someone help!"

by some shy girl November 23, 2020

confectionery

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.

Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"

by sal1 January 16, 2021

Confictionary

Someone with a bad background in life

Yeah, his life is now a confiction

Your life is now a confictionary

by Fanticrabbit April 7, 2021

Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022

consuction

when so many flavours from different places come together in one

the consuction of flavours is peng

by dentonfury May 18, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022