Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The imaginary committee you're part of when you have tiny boobs.

Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by RacistZebras February 7, 2009

Common White Girl

Any white teenager in America that does the following:
-drinks their weight in Starbucks coffee
-wears leggings, uggs, lululemon headbands and sweaters
-Instagrams everything they eat
-makes a 20 min snapchat story to prove they were at a party

-constinitly on twitter

-wears nike shorts and shoes

"It's 90 degrees why is she wearing Uggs?!"
"Because she's a common white girl

by EmilyKase November 17, 2014

Go commit die

An alternative to "go commit suicide". Often used in roblox to avoid the filter.

Person: *Kills robloxian* lol ez
Robloxian: Go commit die

by YouWillEatZeBugs July 22, 2018

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Common sense would dictate such knowledge

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

by Laineyboo October 23, 2011

Common Senseless

1. Acting senselessly in situations that typically require only a small dosage of practical knowledge.

2. Lacking common sense, but typically still intelligent.

Common senseless moments are often accompanied by either personal injury or a financial blow, and they almost always involve extreme mortification.

Ex. The most common senseless moment I’ve ever had was when I went to that bathroom in the woods and wiped with a poison ivy leaf. Ouch.

Ex. How is it possible that my sister goes to Harvard and yet she still manages to run out of gas at least once a week. She is so common senseless!

by Common Senseless Girl October 18, 2012

common class

noun

refers to all within the social group which are not members of the economic and political elite or the aristocracy. Also in contrast to the term used by the left (working class) which effectively refers specifically to those within the social group who are manual factory or industrial workers. Common class however, makes reference to both the employed and unemployed members of the social group as well.

Mike who is a Doctor, Charles who is a manual labourer, Tracy who is a Teacher, John who is homeless and unemployed are all members of the common class.

by Baron Neville July 3, 2017