Comorbidite

A comorbiditist is an interesting person. They have comorbidities, primarily severe obesity, but stress the importance of vaccine mandates for "science" and "public health". Quite often, comorbititists hold either an elected office and/or have delusions of grandeur in which they talk down to others (elitist) that question their true knowledge of health. This is mostly due to the fact that they are fat, and, literally, have no qualification to talk about health.

hey man, did you see that comorbidite J.B. Pritzker talk about how vaccine mandates save lives? how about he works in a couple of salads so we don't think he's just a shameless, fat ass douchebag in a cheap suit.

by Mister McGibblets February 17, 2022

Concord Nationalist

White grape juice and vodka.

It’s Friday! Time to throw down a concord nationalist!

by Kurt Schliefenheim August 18, 2023

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Classic Comfort

When someone fails beforehand (earlier during the week, for example) and then pulls off the same fail at a later given time, forcing you to proclaim this term.

Guy1: Did Mike just lose at beer pong?
Guy2: Yes. Yes, he did.
Guy1: Didn't he lose earlier tonight....and last night, too?
Guy2: No doubt about it.
Guy1 & Guy2: (in unison) Classic Comfort!

by Cumfirst December 7, 2009

Bum-comfortable

For men or women: When going out in public and not wanting to dress appropriately due to desiring comfort over style and not caring what anyone thinks -- dressing down in one's at-home comfy clothes. Not shaving, etc. Looking like you just woke up, a bum.

Hey, let's go out tonight? Ok! But I'm dressing Bum-comfortable, like it or not!

by Brandon Brando August 29, 2011

Southern Comfort Zone

The comforting feeling in which you get while indulging in Southern Comfort, whether it be alone or in a social setting.

"After a longs days work, I'm finally in my southern comfort zone" or "I'm totally in my southern comfort zone right now"

by Frederick Simolton November 28, 2013

Under comfortable

When you are not comfortable and people peer pressure you and you get under comfortable

Lexi made me under comfortable when she called me

by Cameron bmx January 9, 2021