colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

colton

beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.

I love me some colton. :)

by megan vanessa January 20, 2009

The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010

colon trollin

the act of seeking out a man specifically for anal sex or other homosexual sex acts

"Dude Jon is such a fag I heard he skipped the party to go colon trollin down on Sunset. Jackass!"

by JThungstrom June 28, 2006

colonbo

Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

Example:

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"

by The Spike March 15, 2007

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010