When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008
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Someone that is usually smart, energetic, funny, cute, quiet, mysterious, and/or weird. Can also be someone that is very white, hides his true emotions from everyone, and has family from Scotland.
girl 1: Who's that cute quiet guy?
girl 2: That's Collin.
Gay Guy 1: He's so... mysterious.
girl 2: Yeah, he is.
girl 2: That's Collin.
Gay Guy 1: He's so... mysterious.
girl 2: Yeah, he is.
by ihavenorealname April 23, 2009
Get the Collin mug.An all around perfect individual that is charming and funny and sweet. He has a heart the size of the ocean and will do anything to see someone smile. He has the bluest eyes that will fill your tummy with butterflies when he looks at you and a smile that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. You can't help but feel happy whenever you're with him. He has the ability to give you feelings that words can't describe and can also make time fly by super fast when you don't want it to. He can teach you longboard tricks and how to skim board, because he's so awesome at everything. His girlfriend is a lucky lady. If you know a Collin, never ever ever ever ever ever let him go kbai.
by mm30ww August 8, 2012
Get the Collin mug.Collins are mysterious people who have a fulfilling sense of humor. If he tells you personal things about himself then he trusts you for real...don’t mess it up. Collins are extremely hot. If a Collin likes you enough, he will basically make you his world. They are super loyal and honest, and are not stuck up like most stereotypes. If you have a Collin in your life you are probably THE luckiest person ever!
Girl 1: “I wish I had someone who I can count on whenever I need them...”
Girl 2: “You need to get a Collin in your life!”
Girl 2: “You need to get a Collin in your life!”
by NoBuenoExeIsRunning087 November 25, 2018
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Named for Andrew Collins, less funny partner of comedian Richard Herring and frequently the target of anger from audiences due to his offensive routines.
Named for Andrew Collins, less funny partner of comedian Richard Herring and frequently the target of anger from audiences due to his offensive routines.
by Lionel Cosgrave December 13, 2010
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Dude did you see the Collinflower at Dairy Queen? He had everybody on their knees when he showed them his booty slapping skills.
by That Guy 995 May 9, 2014
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