Cilent

Ugly; unnapealing, gross

You're ugly, your face is cilent.

by EFY IS BETTER THAN YOU September 6, 2016

vagina clench

When someone says something awkward and your vagina just happens to clench.

Sarah passed me in the hallway and said, "its smells like farts." I got a major vagina clench

by lilcjizz January 29, 2019

Butt Clencher

An awkward situation

When I saw the hangover with my dad it was a real BC (butt clencher)

by John Thelampguy February 22, 2011

colento

adj,

to stare intensly at someone or something, without no aparent reason.
Comes from the portuguese adjective "colar" that translates "to stick", in this case, with your eyes.

Mike: Man, that guy keeps staring at us, what the fuck does he want?
James: Nothing, he's totally colento!

by Nozes com Filhoses September 24, 2009

Clentified

To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit.

Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would say you have been Clentified.

by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

Calend

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

by Chadd Sun December 30, 2008

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009