coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

coldplaying

Quoting "when you try your best but you don't succeed" at any given relavent opportunity

Coldplaying someone

Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"

by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016

Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplay

A British alternative rock band that became famous in the early 2000s, and have since written several major hits. Most notably Fix You, Clocks, Paradise and Yellow. They still release new music as of 2022 and have collaborated with The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, and most recently BTS. The lyrics of Coldplay's songs often have very personal meaning to the artists, often talking about relationships, emotion and the beauty of the world.

'When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'

Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay

by anonymous June 20, 2022

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Suddenly, obviously, and awkwardly trying to dip out of a camera or video shot.

"Did you see that couple on the kiss cam try to duck out of getting caught in 4k? Straight Coldplaying, it was hilarious!"

by Mr. Shroom July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Being cheated on by your partner in a way that feels really sad and dramatic — like something out of a Coldplay breakup song, especially “Fix You.”

“He said he was working late, but he was Coldplaying her at the club.”

“She’s out with her ‘study buddy’ again? Girl’s out here Coldplaying her boyfriend hard."

“I found out he was cheating while ‘Fix You’ played on the radio. That’s Coldplaying.”

by RadioPerolito July 18, 2025