Colten

the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break

1: who’s that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten

by tickled pickle November 23, 2021

Condentation

A recollection.

A Condentation: Midget strippers

by Comehaylorhighwater January 14, 2022

liebig condenser

A liebig condenser is where one attempts to cool off a situation by destroying a glass beverage container to destract people

"Damm bro good idea to do a liebig condenser"

by gayostioporosis January 22, 2022

Colten

just feckin dumb

Colten is feckin dumb

by bishwho March 4, 2018

Colten

A fag that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. Enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can't stand his presence. This guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. This guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.

That Colten used me to take my woman

by lilmage5 October 16, 2009

colen

its where your poop lives before it comes out.

finger your butt-hole

by Dick Van-Dyke April 21, 2005

colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009