Cokerat

A person who is always belligerent and frantic; often spewing non-sensical thoughts and ideas.

Jim Cramer the cokerat has lost his shit on twitter again.

by DRSGME July 25, 2022

cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.

I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!

by Apolloeye November 19, 2009

Narcissistic Coder Syndrome

The cancer that is plaguing every software development community. Usually defined by "hurp durp evil coder" traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jackassery, calling others "hacks", dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.

Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.

Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.

by Sunioncarrot11 October 15, 2017

caveman coder

A much less refined version of a coder. Basically, they have enough knowledge to create fire and cook their food; however, that fire could just as easily burn down the entire forest!

As a caveman coder, I know just enough to make my life better...or excruciatingly worse.

by GingerManBread April 16, 2020

Dirty Coner

The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.

"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"

by Eric Bana's Left Foot June 9, 2020

The cokery

you're decorating the walls with sophisticated handicraft, lots of glitter, unicorns and pink hearts. turns out all that was needed is a warm nourishing meal to get through the day.

If you want to be my friend, show yourself to me and i'll COok and baKE and frY. The cokery.

by Krkič June 14, 2020

Kevin Comer

Peruvian man who drinks carrot milk, and slangs his meat onto nearby hyenas

Lucas: Im gay
Tango: Be more like Kevin Comer

by Poop Gaming October 16, 2021