Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.

Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.

by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023

Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger

That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

the clapper

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands

he gave my grandma the clapper

by anonymous June 21, 2024

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

penis clapper

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school

„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper“

by Kickl February 6, 2025