cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

Kentucky Cock Slap

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand

Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin

by freztubegod September 18, 2017

show cock then block

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance

Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.

by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020

Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021

Cotswold Cock

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023