1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
Get the Auto-cock-blocker mug.That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker
by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019
Get the Cocknocker mug.Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.
Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.
by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008
Get the cock blocker mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
Get the Chemically Cockblocked mug.A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.
by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011
Get the Cockblocktopus mug.Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
Get the Cockblocked mug.When a jealous girl goes into a violent rant attempting to dissuade other females from flirting with, or even talking to a certain guy. This very contagious fever is usually started by clingy overweight insecure females who are friends of the guy, or of the girl.
"WOW! Carrie won't stop yelling at the girls i'm talking to. It looks like she's came down with a case of the cockblock fever"
"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
by Nstarr April 5, 2010
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