irish coffee

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

by joe July 22, 2004

Coffee Dump

The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.

10 minutes after my coffee, I gotta take a coffee dump.

by zefah August 28, 2011

Cofermed

To get brutally ass raped by a gang of gay transvestites. It might also mean to get a sex-change. Mostly common with queer like names such as gaylord or mike.

Woah mike got cofermed yesterday

That KKK cofermed that young african american

by SPELLIN-B-CHAMPEEOWN May 12, 2009

coffume

Overpowering perfume smelling coffee due to the transferance of cheap perfume onto your styrofoam coffee cup.

After going through drive through....
Driver, "Shit.."
Pass, "What?"
D, "This coffee smells like coffume because that skank put on too much cheap perfume this morning.."
P, "Not many dudes work in these places."

by tankmantank October 16, 2009

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021

Hot Coffee

GTA San adreas mod that unlocked hidden sex scenes resulting in an Adults Only rating put on GTA.

Mom: I cant beleive there is nudity in that game! Whats this world come too when my son tries to enjoy killing cops and innocent people and is permanantly scarred by pixialated porn?

Smart person: Shut the fuck up!

by The poopster September 19, 2005

coffee

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

by James Johnson December 25, 2005