Chrunch

an extreme way of crunching

"Chrunchitize me cap'n !!" - "..Ok you went too far man"

by drew y randi June 14, 2007

Churchie

The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.

"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"

by radio perfection November 13, 2016

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

chili cruncher

When a man lays flat on his back and the woman goes up and down on his pole vigorously.

Sindy gave Tod the chili cruncher!

by Jared Mason November 20, 2007

crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 18, 2005

crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.

LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.

by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008