There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

Chowse

A big loaf of bread, a bundle of fat to squeeze, a pile of dumplings.

hey hand me that chowse to take a bite and maybe a squeeze

by blob the builder January 3, 2011

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

real chops

Synonym for real ralk, fo' real, I'm serious, not joking, etc etc.

Real chops, you ever fuckin' cheat on me again and we're over.

by Yoyo3Stacks March 1, 2008

Chopsocky

A term defining a type of movie; mostly Hong Kong actioners with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, John Woo, etc, etc.

Let's rent some chopsocky from Video Time tonight.

by tradesman June 6, 2003

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

mad chops

Extraordinary skills when playing a musical instrument, particularly guitar or drums. Also used to describe extraordinary skills with software (e.g. "mad Illustrator chops"), programming or acting, or any other activity where someone demonstrates an extreme level of proficiency, rarely attained by mere mortals.

They are three local kids with mad chops, no fluff, and never a dull moment.

Jazz is full of cats with mad chops, so the question becomes, what have you got besides technical ecstasy?

Victor Wooten's got mad chops.

by mod50 June 21, 2009