choking my chicken

Caitlyn chapman sucking my dick

Caitlyn is like a raging bill while choking my chicken

by chowmang July 27, 2014

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

choking

In need of something now. Usually a beverage or food.

I'm choking for a pint - Jack Jarvis esquire

by Scottish arsehole November 17, 2015

Chording

The act, or "chore", of performing oral sex on a man with a small, stout penis, or a chode.

The hooker had to go chording around the bar if she wanted all the old guys' money.

by abra2 May 10, 2011

Charing

The best girlfriend ever to walk the faces of the earth

I've got a charing with me

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Chorange

A simple-yet timeless-bonding of two favorite flavors to make a delectable Choc-Orange Concoction.

Chorange Cake:
1 Cup Orange Pieces
1 Cup Chocolate Pieces

by Madam Scragz September 21, 2011

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006