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shit-coating

1.)...a state of falsehood with any possible outcome/situation, to the point to where it seems that someone is lying all of the time and spewing nothing but fountains and rivers of bullshit.

2.) someone who just absolutely HAS to lie about any and everything.
chick: "i missed you babe, it felt like you were gone forever"

dude: "...wow!!! and now you're shit-coating it!?"

chick: "what are you talking about?"

dude: " my friend saw you makin' out with 3 different guys in the same week...and he even took pics....fuck you!!! it's over!!!"
by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010
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dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017
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dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017
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food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.
Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny
by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018
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non-sexual cheating

Something impossible to accomplish. If you manage to accomplish this.... well good for you i suppose.
Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else more than yourself is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you all the fucking time thats all.
by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011
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Cheating

The act of infidelity between two partners in a marriage, or an adult relationship. Cheating is a very strong word and should NOT be used by LG's and LB's in highschool when their partner is sexually involved with someone else. If someone is unfaithful to their partner, they are to immature to be in a relationship! Grow up first, before you hurt someone.
A LG came to me crying, "I caught Colten cheating on me." I responded, "You're thirteen years old! What the hell are you talking about."
by Old-Soul November 28, 2010
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Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse
Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.
by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011
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