cheapshot

A very unfair attack, usually a surprise and aimed at the groin or stomach.

"Why is that guy on the floor?"

"He was standing behind Iggy, who spun around and hit him with a cheapshot."

by El Singario February 14, 2006

chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

purple chips

Slang for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

After I blazed I got the munchies and wanted some purple chips.

by Bud S. Moker, Th.C. July 23, 2009

ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

soz 'n' chips

to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology

-"you kissed my mum"

-"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"

by Jenny Sorry July 16, 2009

Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.

Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?

by EG & CL April 29, 2003