cheetah blood

Apply this substance on any moving object, and prepare to travel faster than the speed of light.

"Follow that car!"
"It's no use. He's rubbed cheetah blood on his engine!"

by skarley poe September 30, 2007

West Chester, PA

I don't even like doing these things, but someone has to step up, you grow up in West Chester doing anything any normal elementary schooler does, when you get to middle school, if you're cool, you rolin up to ice line, all the middle school hotties get down there, if not, maybe some movies or bowling, if your really pimp, your chillen with a couple girls, hoping to maybe get a "french kiss" or if your lucky, touch a boob. if your a loser, your still at home with popcorn and soda, enjoying T.J.I.F. High School, you get there, freshman year is usually when kids start getting hooked on pot, the kids with older siblings get that reefer itch quicker, while the rest are still skeptical, but catch up usually by the end of sophomore year. You take your first G-bong, and of course you're paralyzed, but you love it. Yea you drink your freshman year, but it's harder than getting pot, cause older kids don't wanna be havin there runners make beer runs for freshman, but they'll get you pot because they know your still young and dumb enough to pay mad loot for nugs. Sophomore to junior year starts becoming more fun. You stop going to the beach with your family and start going more with friends, you soon discover your new best friend, Natty to those who rein in West Chester (especially the Alcoholics) or if you prefer Natural Ice/Light and you stop mixing all sorts of different liquors that shouldn't have been mixing that you've been stealing from your parents. you still love g-bongs though. g-bongs are an accessory of West Chester. And if your a fag, (you know who you are) you still go to wendy's to hang out, and if you're one of the bad ones, you call it the "Wendy's Crew." Senior year, You're doin in right, your cursing the high school your at, "can't wait to get the fuck out of West Chester." if you're an Alcoholic, you're getting drunk before school at this point, and your entire school week (4 days at most cause your skipping at least one of those, usually Wednesday to break your week up nicely). You're drinking it up with your friends on Tuesday nights playing Texas Hold 'em, and when your in school, your obviously not thinking about school, just that weekend, when you can't wait to go to your friends pimped out house, where you party in his seemingly made-for-party basement, but don't forget, basement door entry is key. And G-bongs have now advanced into creamies, collosals, milkies, your preference of word choice, but you all know what i'm saying. You graduate, excited as shit to get out of West Chester, get wasted and go to the beach all summer long. You go to college and realize that no mother fuckers party like we party in West Chester. You can't decide if you really miss West Chester, or if its just the people in the town that make it what it is, but either way you miss it. Early college years you either got a fake or someone's brother is a bouncer at Kildairs and hooks it up. Later college, you can legitimately get in to bars, but you still dont go that much because your still a broke college kid none the less. Thats West Chester. Yea, Jackass originated here, the Dunn's are cool as shit, everyone loves Raab, but guess what... 90% of us, can't fuckin stand Bam! Yea I said it. That is West Chester. Oh yea, and by the way, only Deuschebags call it Dub-C. take pride in your, my, our fuckin town. West Chester, where that Natty always flows

party west chester drinking smoking pot weed beer natty

by you all know me as Larry the Alcoholic April 14, 2005

Keith Chester Hill

Noun, proper.

Also known as "the Baytown Stalker", Keith Chester Hill is a Houston-area teen who anally and orally raped no fewer than 5 men and is now serving 99 years in prison.

Keith Chester Hill (KCH) is totally gonna get assraped in prison!

by D-to-the-mutherfucking-S January 29, 2008

chest butter

To have a build up of phlem on the chest cos of a cold.

To cough up some phlem MMmm nice bit of chest butter...

by Carl Ware August 4, 2006

Cheetah Burger

An expression used to defend against vegans. First used by comedian Kathleen Madigan.

If god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. You don't see people eating cheetah burgers do you

by We Be Beast June 24, 2010

Cheftalia

chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh

noun

1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.

2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.

plural: Cheftalies

"Alex, how many cheftalies do you think she can handle?"
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"

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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"

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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")

by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011

chest puppies

breasts

get those chest puppies out

by CCUP April 17, 2003