cellevader

noun,

person who ignores texts and phone calls but is clearly on facebook

Girl #1: "I tried to call him, but he never answered. Maybe he was at work and couldn't answer his phone?"
Girl #2: "Oh really? Cause I saw him posting and "liking" on facebook. He is a total cellevader. Ditch him"

ignore evade facebook evader cell text avoid texts phone calls cellphone celevader cellavader

by hottieboss April 30, 2013

Cellblivious

The act of dim witted people fixated on their cell phones while walking inattentive to their surroundings

While walking in the French Quarter, Bob was cellblivious and ran into light post and fell.

by Dapa KrapDapa KrapaD June 3, 2017

Cellbit

A brazilian streamer known by his hability on tetris

"Hey, have you seen cellbit playing tetris ?"

by Pleb Com Prime September 6, 2019

Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.

Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.

by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

by babarrackass April 24, 2011