dick cheesecake

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

Mandarin cheesecake

When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face

I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night

by Hateface January 14, 2008

strawberry cheesecake

the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.

Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.

As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.

by schizomorphic May 25, 2008

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.

That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!

by dennis November 20, 2003

Hollywood Cheesecake

A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.

Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!

Hilarious.

"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"

by Xandah April 29, 2007

Guadalajaran Cheesecake

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

by SCULLET February 5, 2005

cheesecake factory

When you nut in a girls mouth and she swallows a load of chunky monkey, she's been to the cheesecake factory.

I was with Latoya last night. That bitch gave good neck, at the end, I took her to the cheesecake factory.

by ScottTheTard December 3, 2007