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perimeter check

n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody?
Bravo: Um, perimeter check.
Tim: Wha? Without me?
Bravo: Hey, you were busy.
by Nickarossi May 26, 2007
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Check dance

The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.

Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
by Interactive September 28, 2009
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rain check

A promise that an unaccepted offer will be renewed in the future.

This term comes from baseball, where in the 1880s it became the practice to offer paying spectators a rain check entitling them to future admission for a game that was postponed or ended early owing to bad weather. By the early 1900s the term was transferred to tickets for other kinds of entertainment, and later to a coupon entitling a customer to buy, at a later date and at the same price, a sale item temporarily out of stock.
I can't come to dinner Tuesday but hope you'll give me a rain check.
by mat64 May 6, 2006
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cookie check

when your girlfriend or anyone sharing milk and cookies with you pushes your cookie-holding hand out of the way just as you are about to dunk your cookie into the milk in order to dunk their own cookie into milk.
Boyfriend: "Bitch, did you really just cookie check me?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah Bitch, you been cookie checked!"
by MCSGPANY May 2, 2007
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check my time

To do something with little regard to not put to much into a person or situation.
i had to check my time with Malik he to demanding
by raingree January 22, 2008
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Checkpants

A yes man. Someone who doesn't question authority.
These checkpants Republicans just voted this guy into office without knowing about his positions all because Rush Limbaugh said to.
by rbw July 22, 2010
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Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.
Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.
by Holly M S September 28, 2010
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