Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

by ericinnes April 1, 2011

charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"

Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

by happyscrappy May 29, 2017

Charly

A guy that has steppas but his steppas are guys that have churro stands, his dick looks like caterpillar legs and he pretends his braces are grills. He does meth to distract his self from his parents abuse.

Charly your a cunt

by CharlyIsACunt August 1, 2019

charity

The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.

Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023

charity

crystal methamphetamine - street slang

ayy fam i'm tryna get all whacked out on charity

by farklee October 4, 2016

charlyse

She's usually a bitch and only hangs out with two people. She gosspips behinds people's backs. However she can be pretty.

Person1-Damn have you seen Charlyse?
Person2-Yeah but she's a slut

by Don'tJudgeMeImScared December 8, 2016

Charili

He battles to sleep his mind is very active on things he wants in life he's got a lot of love but hasn't found the right girl to share it with. He is short and loves water.

Charili is hot I want him in my life forever he is very kind and a huge hart

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 20, 2019