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Nano-chance

An almost immeasurably tiny chance of something happening.
The average person has a nano-chance of hittingthe Mega Millions lottery jackpot.
by Nano-chance Man February 9, 2013
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One chance

You only get “one chance” in life, one chance at anything, don’t ruin your chance and don’t take it for granted
I had a homie back in the day that was in a relationship with this mulatto chick with some titties. She moved away and had one chance to stop her from moving, he wrote her a poem and she still moved, he had one chance. That’s why his name in my phone is now.. one chance
by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020
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Chancing the Dolphin

When you stand on the intersection of I-65 and Scottsville Rd in a duster and expose yourself to oncoming traffic.
Chancing the Dolphin is very frowned upon in most areas of the world.
by T-Weez March 4, 2021
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sexond chance

The repeat opportunity for an individual to attempt sexual intercourse
He was too drunk to get hard, but it was my fault because she wasn't pretty enough. She wanted a sexond chance to prove herself.
by werewithall December 19, 2008
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Chance Sutton

He is a part of Team 10 on YouTube. He is half of Chanthony (Chance & Anthony). He is incredibly good looking!
That guy is nowhere near as hot as Chance Sutton.
by chelloisreal June 23, 2017
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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Chance and Anthony

A part of a song that's auto-tuned so badly that it makes the rest of the song sound amazing by comparison.
Jake Paul: And cHaNcE and aNtHoNy
Viewers: MY EARS
by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017
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