child molesters

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them

Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!

by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016

Favorite Child

The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.

Yes, it is I. The favorite child

by Arnold the destroyer October 8, 2017

Middle child

Is the least favorite child. Only acknowledged for their miss deeds. Holds all potential but is still overshadowed by the youngest and oldest child.

Middle child: Could you pass the-
Youngest child: Today I saw a cool car.

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

no child left behind

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?

Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!

by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Xbox LIVE Child Abuser

A user on Xbox LIVE usually around the age of 21-35 that shows signs of immature faggotry. They show this because they are so lonely in their mother's basement that they go on their Xbox360 and taunt and belittle kids on XBL that have done nothing but speak in their mic. One sign that this user is a kid or has a young voice...BOOM a "Your mother sucks my dick" or "Go play lego batman 5 year old." insult rapes the chat function. A person is not an XBL-CA if they are insulting an xbox live midget . It is sad because they have to insult kids that just want to play their games and talk to people and they act as if every kid is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. Stupid virgins, they need to realize these "kiddies" are usually around 11-14 and their mothers, which they usually claim to have brutally raped, were probably flipping burgers at their first job, while the CA was probably still shitting his diapers. I'm not a kid myself I just think it's retarded that they have to rage at kids.

Xbox Live child abuser scenario:
Teen: Guys, there's some guy noob tubing.
XBLCA: Hahaha, shut up kid I fucked your mom.
Me: (Thinking "not this AGAIN")
Teen: What did I do?!
XBLCA: What did your Mom do?
XBLCA: (Faint deflating sound in background)
Me: What was that?
XBLCA: Oh crap! My blow-up doll Sindy's deflati...Umm I'm prepping for a party.

by runawaynoobs May 19, 2010