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job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
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Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
by Aashe June 10, 2010
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Hot Carrots

The counter response to the silly saying "cool beans".
Tom: Hey man I just got the new xbox 360 game

Chris: Cool Beans!

Mike: Naaa, Hot Carrots
by dj skimask April 15, 2009
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Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007
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gay carrot

Me:Fuck me mate, a gay carrot!
Gay carrot: your in deep shit buddy
by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020
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Peas and carrots

What Ginny and I go together like
"Ginny and I go together like peas and carrots"
by Nunyur Beeswax May 10, 2015
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Have a carrot

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.
Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot
by Shadie_atz May 17, 2018
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