carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women
Katie is a carpet muncher
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006
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carpet head

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Don't be such a carpet head!
by intrigued1 March 12, 2010
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carpet bombing

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004
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flying carpets

"He passed with flying carpets."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
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carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009
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Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.
by Thunder storm February 12, 2020
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Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
by JoJoCalvo October 07, 2016
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