by WhiteDeinosuchus December 19, 2020
Get the Carpmug. by Clar February 20, 2017
Get the Carpmug. 
When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
Get the Carpmug. Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"
by Panoramaman November 22, 2016
Get the Carpe Pussummug. Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.
by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015
Get the Carpe Diemmug. Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.
You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
by daniellaZee November 25, 2019
Get the Radioactive Carpmug.