Capalbo

A greasy haired person who is usually from the East Coast of the US.

Did you see the Capalbo in the swimming pool?

Yeah, he left an oil slick behind him.

What a Capalbo!

by CGmonkey August 22, 2012

Handy capable

It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

“ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “

by Kaceyw January 23, 2019

Nacho Camacho

The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.

(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"

"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"

by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010

cabaço

brazilian slang that means a male who didn't make sex yet, never made sex, don't know nothing about sex

that guy never fucked a girl, he is a cabaço

by rafael_hund November 25, 2007

flux capacitor

Flux Capacitor ~ An electrical component used to temporarily store the force of an electric or magnetic feild consisting f two(2) or moe ufaces seperted by a nonconductor dielectric

Doc: "This is what makes time travel possible, the Flux Capacitor."

by ERcubed February 11, 2006

Capaneese

When someone speaks fluent Cap.

haha bro i fricked ur mum last night!
Nah, thats cap, you speaking straight capaneese.
Damn haha you got me there big chief

by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

Canaca

To practice the art of using lame pirate tactics and stealth to screw over your paying customers.

If you go over your monthly bandwidth limit, your internet host might Canaca and change the rates you were originally quoted from reasonable to robbery without any notice whatsoever.

by ajenteks July 16, 2005