douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
by cmz II January 07, 2008
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blue canoe

Did you see Angelina Jolie's latest movie? It totally gave me a blue canoe.
by Law.L May 17, 2008
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Boy in a canoe

Another name for the sensitive part of a womans genitalia known as the Clitoris.
It is rumored that when certain Clitorises are viewed from particular angles they look like a person in a canoe as viewed from above. Can also be known as Boy in a boat.
Usually spoken at speed like Yogi Bear's upwardly ascending cantor.
Hey Ben when you went down on Marsha did you pay special attention to her... boy in a canoe.
by Smash Box September 09, 2008
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jew canoe

A large boat of a car (Old Cadillac, Lincoln, etc.)
My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.
by Dave Kike March 08, 2007
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Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 24, 2006
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duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole
Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD
by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010
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