Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 04, 2006

Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

by CharliePcat October 09, 2017

Cack your shit

To stash something in your pants to avoid detection, usually something you shouldnt have

Look out Cez, old bill are over there. cack your shit quick-time bro

cack stash

by APAPAP July 03, 2012

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.

Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911

by mrman112 February 25, 2020

cacked out

Used in extreme sports, to add emphasis to a particularly styled or big trick.

That tabletop over the hip was completely cacked out!

Cam can pull the most cacked-out threes.

by the cacked out biker March 04, 2006

Suck My Cack!

The original saying of the Yello Sub! Usually directed at Javi Cobos when used by The Yello Sub. But can be directed at any individuals as a insult.

Hey whats the answer to this problem?

I don't know. But it can suck my cack!!

Like Javi?

Yes. Javi can suck my cack! And he will choke on it too! LOL

by The Yello Sub December 10, 2010