A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 13, 2019
by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020
1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).
2)A variation of gutter whore
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).
2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
Why is my pillow being used as an Ass Cushion?
by Ms. Wrong Generation August 03, 2010
by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021
When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.
Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
by OneStarGator August 20, 2017