Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

extra credit

When someone is accused of granting sexual favors for a teacher in order to get a good grade.

Math teacher: Correna, could you stay after class for a while? We need to discuss your grade.

Sean: Extra credit!

by george spinkelberg April 22, 2008

Social Credit

It's fake. CCP has never made something like that because China has democracy, while those Americans are not. Do not use my country as a terrible meme, unless you want to be our China's enemy.

Taiwan: I am independent lol social credit -10000

by DuccDuck January 10, 2022

credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?

Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."

by Poop03 December 29, 2016

credit card

the upword thrust of someones fourarm against one's gouch

that bitch got credit carded to the ceiling

by stve phillips December 27, 2007

end credits

Saying goodbye after a breakup.

After the end credits I practically ran back to my car.

by ramblingvine January 17, 2012

social credit

an unfunny meme that's been extended for to long and was never funny honestly

yo I wanna visit taiwan
-999999999 social credit
stfu unfunny fuck

by trolgod November 1, 2021