Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them
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when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall"
this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
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a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.
person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."
or
person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."
when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."
or
person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."
when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
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by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008
Get the Chris Crocker mug.its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fall, you fall on top of her, potentially injuring her, then proceed to dry anal penetration until you are bucked off.
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My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
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