a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
by Andrew Roedell March 5, 2007

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.
Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
What happened to my zonar control?
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She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
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She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.
by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!
by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Classical Control is the topic of analysis and design of linear feedback control systems using concepts developed prior to 1960. These concepts include: obtaining linear models, Laplace Transform analysis, Root Locus, and Frequency Response methods.
by Gene F Franklin June 11, 2006

to undo what you just did
Student: Miss! I don't know what I just did, but now the computer doesn't work!
Teacher: Just control z it! You should be good.
Teacher: Just control z it! You should be good.
by dkyard October 28, 2009

by LoliBait April 5, 2020
