Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Bitch

A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other

My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks

by Big A Racing January 26, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.

Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.

by silverseal September 18, 2011