New Millenium Cyanide Christ

A kickass song by Swedish metal band Meshuggah.

Duuude you should listen to Meshuggah's New Millenium Cyanide Christ. Epic song.

by FuckedUpDrummer July 1, 2016

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

by Karl45 June 30, 2009

for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.

{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

heathus christ

After legendary actor Heath Ledger died, he came to be Heathus Christ. His followers attend the Church of Heathus Christ Ledger-Day Saints.

'Our Lord and Savior Heathus Christ came to be one day on ONTD. His disciples come from all walks of life for Heathus Christ shows all the light.'

"Heathus Christ! Don't do that again, you scared me!"
"My Dear Lord Heathus Christ, please save me from this life."

by A fellow Heath-en August 22, 2008

jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Johnny Christ

A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.

OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!

by herpaderpa~ February 26, 2011

Steezus Christ

A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants

Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.

by Sonith Lee March 2, 2023