by Aria Wild February 09, 2004
A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.
dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.
by Zeppelinrok75 May 07, 2007
by Bulldog453 January 07, 2011
actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
by ChuggasaurusRex December 13, 2005
its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.
dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.
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