a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018
by southerbellewannabe January 01, 2019
When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 09, 2018
When a man rails a goth muscle mommy in the doggy style position pulls out and fills up the lateral dip in her back like its the Eerie Canal.
by Phatcloud 69 January 18, 2025
by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 18, 2020
by Iloveturtlesjustbecause March 04, 2016
When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.
by Flipperz December 10, 2013