turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Goiky Canal

Basically an canal near Yoyle Land

"Let's swim in Goiky Canal!"

by CheesyLovesObjectShows May 19, 2025

Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.

"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."

by freepanda September 29, 2017

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

Venice canal

an old and used vagina, getting dicked down by multiple dicks a day

this milf got a pussy like the Venice canal

by J:F:K September 17, 2019

canaling

When a joint burns unevenly. If not stopped the joint will burn a cavity along the length.

The joint is canaling

by hippyPaul February 21, 2005