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Cassie

Wow she’s a total cassie
by TJSEstealingyoting July 4, 2022
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cassie

cray cray. ginger. definitely has no soul. completely weird but absolute loveable. likes to make out with freshies. super strong. will not admit defeat. her ass is named rhonda and rhonda is BIG. btdubs, shes pretty sexy.
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hi sexy
by jossara June 9, 2011
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Cassiefied

When you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, PHD's, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, OU, and other useless crap.
I met a very nice person at a cocktail party. He asked if I knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. I told him her name was Holly. Then warned him do NOT do it! You will be Cassiefied.
by JBKW October 22, 2006
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Cassie

A beautiful young women who should go out with zeke not that stupid fat zach and often lies
Cassie: Hey zeke how about we go to mcdonalds tomarrow
Zeke: Sweet, yeah when
(Next Day)
Cassie: Yeah sry i didnt drive today
Zeke: It's friday we were supposed to go to mcdonalds
Cassie: Yeah i lied
Zeke: Damn Cassie
by L'Z The Godly May 31, 2011
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cassiel

The act of buzzing your head except for the middle, growing it out, dying it red, and becoming a huge tool.
He is such a cassiel
by Jacobisafag September 19, 2013
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Cassiemo

1. a common phrase for "the whore down the street"
2. an evil temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs on a late night anime porn
3. the 6th official EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
1. Random old guy: check out cassiemo workin the corner... lets go see how much for 2.
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those badguys by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attack and Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire. while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
by Jaydon November 12, 2008
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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