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The Rowdy Butthole

In texas hold 'em when someone has 2 bad hole cards, but still manages to win the had, because of dumb luck.
Even though the other guy had pocket tens, I took the pot because I caught a flush on the river... I guess you could say I had the Rowdy Butthole.
by Rowdy Butthole October 24, 2008
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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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tight butthole

Tight Butthole (n) -- 1. An awesome thing. 2. A really awesome thing.
"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"

Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."

Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
by thefoldrock November 13, 2011
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butthole sniper

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed

Snipes buttholes like it's his job
That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.

a man with a mission
by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008
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tight butthole

Let's make this night a tight butthole
by mgooch July 7, 2011
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Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.
I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."
by Enrique Rodriguez January 28, 2009
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Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!
by jsilll February 24, 2011
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