super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

post birthday depression

The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.

Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.

by Birthday boy February 20, 2009

Birthday BJ

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...

by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009

Ringo starr's birthday wish

ringo starr for his 2008 birthday wished for 2 simple things peace and love. To expand on this wish he asked that everyone in the world at noon on July 7th 2008 stop what they are doing hold up a peace sign with thier fingers and say the phrase peace and love

Steve:hey are you participating in Ringo starr's birthday wish?
Justin:of course man he asked for so little why wouldnt I?
Steve:Good point!

by Steve Bunting July 7, 2008

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009

Barthelemy

A gorgeous french boy who has developed an enormous amount of taste in several subject, women, art, food... all of these subjects are mastered by a Barthelemy.

Oh, look a Barthelemy, let's ask some advices!

by h.l.h February 5, 2010