Bullshisity

The level of bullshit of something that is seemingly or almost certainly full of bullshit.

Person 1: I saw a leprechaun on Shamrock street
Person 2: The level of your bullshisity is unbelieveable

by kidA_123 January 16, 2010

Tommy Bullshit

Random Bullshit caused by Tommy. includes: no matress stealing, no drinking before 9 am, no stabbing people, no sleep walking, no getting arrested, no morph suiting, no dome next to friends, no setting fire safety signs on fire, ect...

guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.

by 5th Floor Murdough November 30, 2010

Chicken Shit Bullshit

Harmless shenanigans pestering only the Tourettes Guy.

Tourette's Guy: I ain't got time for this chicken shit bullshit!
Richard Cheese: Yeah, well that's because you are crazy and you have Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Richard Penis roger February 19, 2010

Ballzheimer's

The loss of ones ability to differentiate between the events that happen at multiple Baseball/Slo-Pith tournaments through out ones career.

Sorry, i think you are right, that was not last weekend, that was at the tourney last month. Must be the ballzheimer's acting up again.

by iamsanman March 24, 2010

Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019

planet bullshit

planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.

" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "

by marycassie0x March 22, 2009

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011