Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.

I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli

by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019

Broccoli

A super cool dude whom is like your bro aka mike

Damn that dude is my broccoli

by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019

Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

by DanteHicks February 10, 2020

Broccoli

Refers to a serious argument between vegans

Man he stirred up some serious broccoli

by Lescargaut_ March 27, 2020

Broccoli

Usually someone named Matt will look like this vegetable some people would even say these to objects are twins

Broccoli looks like Matt

by Bri is a lollipop June 23, 2020

Broccoli

You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father

“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”

by Jameedoger May 14, 2020

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 12, 2020