Brian

Someone who everyone dislikes and has a personal distaste for. Everyone calls him gay and they're probably right.

"Hey want to hang with me and brian"
"Ew no I hate Brian"

by Ayyy March 15, 2017

brian

hypebeast, hot, great kisser, also in love with ASHLEY

brian the pornhub

by bryshley June 27, 2018

Brian

A Brian is a flaming faggot that refuses to come out of closet. Typically makes non-quality gay jokes about straight men. Also known to play butt tag with other Brian’s. In 2015 research confirmed 98.7 percent of all Brian’s were closet homos.

Oh heyy, your name is Brian too? Would you like to come over and play butt games with me?!

by Big Hog Leg June 5, 2019

brian

aka thicc booty brian—a man who is on the path to enlightenment, the modern day messiah, who never skips soccer practice or leg day

film professor: ...and there is always one decent guy who keeps company with a bunch of assholes. common trope

student: hey, that’s like a brian i know irl!

by X Æ A-XII October 13, 2020

brian

Brian:
Verb- To be urinated on.

Person1- "I wish you'd brian all over me."
Person2- "Bitch, yo' siiick."

by SaraBlueee. July 30, 2008

Brian

someone who is fucking useless

Dude, stop being a Brian and help me out here.

by Breezy Lo December 27, 2009

Brian

Of Celtic origin. Often Irish with blonde hair and blue eyes. Charming, but deceitful. Creates wonderful allusions without being fully dedicated to the subject. Overall a good time, but leaves you dissapointed in the end.

Mary: Oh, my Brian is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
Tara (Brian's Ex-Girlfriend): Give it a week, you'l be cryin' your eyes out..

by CPBM April 6, 2012