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Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
by NavelBoy August 31, 2014
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Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up
Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast
by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017
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tropical breakfast

After a long night of drinking, a meal consumed upon waking up consisting of a corona and a banana to ease yourself into the day
My day would have been a whole lot worse if Ben didn't wake me up with a tropical breakfast!
by Thunder_cheeks February 16, 2019
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Boston Breakfast

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast
by Kernobog March 12, 2019
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Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.
by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019
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Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
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Georgian Breakfast

A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
by 960xxx October 20, 2021
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