Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005
Get the breakfast sexmug. 4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
Get the California Breakfastmug. An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009
Get the Breakfast Bonermug. by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007
Get the breakfast and bedmug. The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.
Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009
Get the Pancake Breakfastmug. 1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009
Get the Breakfast Bitchmug. A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast
by Ryan A May 6, 2006
Get the breakfast makermug.