Breakfast of Champions 

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.

Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !

Breakfast of Champions by Ben McSex December 25, 2011

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

Breakfast Basket by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Breakfast for Dinner 

A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.

I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.

Breakfast for Dinner by Socks22 August 2, 2017

Breakfast at Tiffany's

A great novella written by Truman Capote in 1958 and later hijacked in 1961 to produce a watered-down film of the same name in the form of a romantic comedy. Narrated by a male christened "Fred", the story centres upon his former friend Holly Golightly, a street wise, free-spirited nineteen year old who ran away from her Texas home and husband to live life as a scandalous socialite/call girl/wannabe gold-digger in New York. The underlying theme is the fear of love, stability, and emotional attachment that drives Holly's "wild thing" persona, and the inability of the narrator's inhibited love for Holly to manifest itself as her salvation. Unlike the film version, Capote's Holly is true to life in that psychologically damaged people do not drastically change their ways and live happily ever after once they are basically told to grow up. Also unlike the film, a horrendously unfunny racist portrayal of Mr Yunioshi is absent.

"It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear."
--Holly Golightly, 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'.

Breakfast at Tiffany's by PinkGoddess December 18, 2010

breakfast joke 

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

breakfast joke by Armthehobos July 13, 2007

breakfast swamp 

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

breakfast swamp by Beneficiary October 3, 2007