Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 07, 2005
4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 05, 2009
by b to the rizzle April 29, 2007
The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.
Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009
A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast
by Ryan A April 26, 2006
1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.
by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009