scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019

beatdown

A severe beating delivered with the hands and feet; a pummeling so bad, the recipient needs to use his health insurance; see open a can of whup ass

I beatdown some fruity lookin dude for makin eyes at me!

by Nasty Nate May 14, 2004

Break Up Break Down

The mental collapse that can occur after the end of a relationship.

Claire was in the middle of a big break up break down so got wasted.

by Clairian May 14, 2011

donkey beatdown

in an orgy, when all the dudes donkey punch one chick at the same time

your girl is mad at us because we gave her a donkey beatdown last night

by masterbrad August 17, 2010

Epic Beatdown

When you're beating / winning against your opponent so hard and easily, that it becomes an epic fail for him

Rambo's fight against the russian army in First Blood Part II is an epic beatdown.

by Snusfinder General November 28, 2010

Chi-town beatdown

An ass whooping, Chicago style.

Rodney King? LAPD gave him a straight Chi-town beatdown.

by cardholder December 30, 2010

Billy Idol beatdown

One night I had a dream in which I caught Billy Idol stealing my computer. I grabbed my gel wrist rest thingy I keep in front of my keyboard and chased him outside into the street. When I caught him I beat him with the gel wrist rest thingy until he was bruised, bloody and unconscious. When I told someone about it the next day they laughed about it and I coined this phrase.

"Stop laughing at me or I'll give YOU a Billy Idol beatdown!"

by dooflotchie August 31, 2008