If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!
Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
by Atrex December 28, 2005
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Get the bransty mug.A Branscom is the device used to extract foreign objects from one's sphincter in the Emergency Room. As of this date, only 7 exist in North America.
By George that tranny dominatrix sure did get that walrus stature logged in me. Good thing they were able to fly in a Branscom from Tucson, or I would have missed my daughters wedding.
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by spitinyourface August 20, 2010
Get the Bratus mug.A Braussie is a person who:
-A. Born in either Britain or Australia, and has moved to either country. (*NOTE: They are not a Braussie if they have not moved to either country*)
-B. Impersonates a British and Australian, and talks like with an accent.
- Has parents that are both British and Australian and raised the child with both heritages.
-A. Born in either Britain or Australia, and has moved to either country. (*NOTE: They are not a Braussie if they have not moved to either country*)
-B. Impersonates a British and Australian, and talks like with an accent.
- Has parents that are both British and Australian and raised the child with both heritages.
Guy 1: So dude watch this.
(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: 'Scuse mi poppet! My chap over here is wonderin how an angel like ye not be swarmed by guys
Girl: (Giggles) I like your accent. Where you from? (smiles)
Guy 1: Well from mi Mum N' Pop! Kidden' I be a Braussie.
Girl: Soo... You're a foreigner? (Estatic grin)
Guy 1: Aye, in a sense I be... Aye. Anywho! Mind giving my chap over here your number? He thinks your quite the she devil (Seducing look / charm)
Girl: Sure! (writes down numbers for both guys)
(Girl walks away)
Guy 2: How.. did you do that?
Guy 1: Perks of 'being' a Braussie!
(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: 'Scuse mi poppet! My chap over here is wonderin how an angel like ye not be swarmed by guys
Girl: (Giggles) I like your accent. Where you from? (smiles)
Guy 1: Well from mi Mum N' Pop! Kidden' I be a Braussie.
Girl: Soo... You're a foreigner? (Estatic grin)
Guy 1: Aye, in a sense I be... Aye. Anywho! Mind giving my chap over here your number? He thinks your quite the she devil (Seducing look / charm)
Girl: Sure! (writes down numbers for both guys)
(Girl walks away)
Guy 2: How.. did you do that?
Guy 1: Perks of 'being' a Braussie!
by OriginalBraussie July 6, 2011
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1) A type of grainy substance made from milled flour. The production of bransauce is a laborious endeavour, as the right consistency must be achieved. To make bransauce, one must obtain flour of the highest quality, ensuring the plants are fertilized with the tears of yellow bellied elves and sung to in baritone. Once milled and processed, the bran must be beaten until it can be inhaled, fed to llamas who are subsequently burned, the ashes of which are mixed with gold dust. Good on tater tots.
2) The President.
1) A type of grainy substance made from milled flour. The production of bransauce is a laborious endeavour, as the right consistency must be achieved. To make bransauce, one must obtain flour of the highest quality, ensuring the plants are fertilized with the tears of yellow bellied elves and sung to in baritone. Once milled and processed, the bran must be beaten until it can be inhaled, fed to llamas who are subsequently burned, the ashes of which are mixed with gold dust. Good on tater tots.
2) The President.
Nixon was bransauce.
by bransauce enthusiast July 28, 2011
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